" beats off "

 [ "beating off" ]

1: 1) Slang term for male masturbation. 2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen. See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle

  * e.g.,  ... When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off! 

 [ "beat off" ]

1: masturbate, jack off

  * e.g.,  ... Been beatin' off like a madman lately. 

 [ "beating off" ]

1: see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking

  * e.g.,  ... i love to beat off in wierd places 

 [ "beat off" ]

1: when you jack off hardcore

  * e.g.,  ... doud i just beat off like 10 times 

 [ "beating off" ]

1: Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

  * e.g.,  ... Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM) 

 [ "beat off" ]

1:  to defend ones self against an attack

  * e.g.,  ... dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off? 

 [ "beat off" ]

2:  to wank somebody off

  * e.g.,  ... janet: yes i would beat them both off 

 [ "Beating Off" ]

1: When you're doing something musically and accidental get off beat.

  * e.g.,  ... Tim: "*1-2, 1-2, 1--2*" 

 [ "Beat off" ]

1: When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo

  * e.g.,  ... Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist 

 [ "beat-off" ]

1:  A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.

  * e.g.,  ... "That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off." 

 [ "beat-off" ]

2: THis can also be used as an adjective.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off" 

 [ "beat off" ]

1: when man is horny and taks it off his bake buy beating off

  * e.g.,  ... ohh dam she was fine i am going to beat off now